leading the United States
is a retired porn website editor
having now written several books
on the degradation of society
and the sacredness of family
he just can't keep
from coming up
with exciting ideas
and so led this team
to trash the Tibetans
10 to 2
in the finals
of course the Tibetans
refused to admit
that these were the finals
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in his victory speech
our olympic hero is quoted:
"there's something overwhelmingly
compelling about seemingly
unfinished things"